official hub of the roy

commission info, other projects, & whatever

commission queue

art commissions are currently: OPEN (dec. 20, 2021)
5 slots available

writing commissions are currently: OPEN (dec. 20, 2021)
5 slots available

art

all prices listed in USD

★ three-angle turnaround character ref sheets
$200 flat base fee for nude character or character wearing undergarments or very simple clothing
includes color palette and/or short biographic information if desired
+$50 for complex clothing
+$25 per closeup* ex. tattoos, paws, facial expressions, etc.*
+$50 per view in alternate outfit
+other fees tbd if necessary

★ chibis
$15 per character

★ simple, unshaded artwork
$30 per hour

★ detailed/shaded artwork
$40 per hour

i will work with you to determine a price for any other artwork, such as podcast art!

procedure:

  1. have a good idea of what you want from me

  2. contact me on twitter or discord. tell me in as much specific detail as possible what you want. this includes poses, information about the characters in terms of personality, scenery, etc.

  3. provide me with refs. if you want me to draw an OC of yours and you have images of them, send those. if you dont have images of your OC, you can provide a detailed written description and/or send images such as faceclaims, pictures of people with similar body types, photos of clothing, etc. if the character is NOT an OC, just give me info about which version of them you want (ie “hgss sabrina” or "hanayo koizumi in this outfit (with the outfit in question linked or provided as an image)”). providing refs goes for poses and backgrounds, too. if you cant find a ref for the pose you want, even a stick figure drawing will help. we’ll discuss all this. it be like that

  4. i will get to work on a sketch. i will log the time i spend on it using toggl.

  5. i will provide you with the finished sketch. at this point you can let me know anything youd like me to change. we will go through as many rounds of sketch revision as it takes to get it to where you want it. once you’ve given me the ok to move on to line art and color, i will provide you with a log of the time i’ve spent on the artwork up to that point and send you an invoice via paypal. you will then have 5 business days to pay me. all payments must be made through paypal. i will not send completed artwork until i have received the first payment.

  6. as long as you have made the first payment, once i am done, i will send you the finished piece. this may go through a few more rounds of revision if there is anything you’d like me to change, within reason. we’ll work it through and get it to where you want it.

  7. once you have received the final piece, i will send you a time log and paypal invoice. you will again have up to 5 business days to pay me.

writing

all prices listed in USD

★ 100-word drabbles
$15

★ written fiction (fan or original) between 100-1000 words
$20 base, +$15 per hour after the first

★ written fiction (fan or original) over 1000 words
$35 base, +$25 per hour after the first

★ written nonfiction (essays, meta, schoolwork, etc.)
$35 base, +$25 per hour after the first

★ simple beta reading
includes brief written overview of any patterns of grammatical/syntactical errors and other such issues
$20

★ proofreading/copy-editing for grammar & syntax
includes brief written overview of any patterns of error and other such issues
$25 base, +$20 per hour after the first

★ proofreading/editing for grammar, syntax, and full critique
includes, to your preference, a written overview of the critique or a scheduled, verbal critique over discord, zoom, etc.
$50 base, +$30 per hour after the first
+$20 if you would like both the written & verbal critiques

procedures:

  1. have a good idea of what you want from me

  2. contact me on twitter or discord. tell me in as much specific detail as possible what you want. this includes plot details, specific grammatical/syntactical issues you want me to look for, etc. if you want me to do a school assignment for you, please provide me with the assignment sheet or equivalent thereof. if i am writing fiction for you, please tell me anything you want me to specifically avoid (triggers, etc).

  3. if i am writing for you, i will then get to work! if i am beta reading, proofreading, or editing for you, you will either email me the file or share it with me on google drive (we will exchange email information at this point). THEN i will get to work. i will log my time using toggl.

  4. when i am done, i will send you the final product. for fiction or nonfiction, i will either email or share it with you via google drive. if i am editing in any way, i will send the document back to you in the manner in which we first exchanged it, and you will be able to see all the changes and comments i made. my brief written overviews will be found on the very last page of the document, though if the document is very large, i will just send the overview separately so you dont have to scroll forever.

  5. if you decided to get a verbal critique, we will schedule it and work out details at this time. you dont need to appear on camera. ill just share my screen so we can discuss and review the document together.

  6. once i have finished the work for you, i will provide you with a log of my time and invoice you via paypal. you will then have up to 5 business days to pay me.

rules

general guidelines

  • i respect you you respect me

  • be cool

  • pay me

“but roy, which fandoms will you write for”

im what they call “the special interest bastard.” right now my brain will not let me think hard enough to write about things that arent mo dao zu shi. i could definitely do scum villain. i am in no way shape or form familiar enough with tgcf to write for it. ive been around long enough and buffed the wrinkles of my brain away on plenty of other fandoms, the thing is i just cant remember a lot of them off the top of my head. so feel free to ask!
as far as schoolwork or whatever goes, you might need to point me in the direction of research or give me whatever notes you have. case by case basis yfm

what i will do

  • nsfw, as long as characters are 18+

  • humans/humanoids

  • furry/anthro

  • animals/pokemon/Other Such Critters

  • OCs

  • solo/group portraits of real people as long as there isnt anything shippy about it

  • fanart

what i won’t do

  • heavy armor

  • mecha

  • attack on titan

  • mcu

  • please ask about nsfw topics

my other projects

i do (or did) some other stuff that isnt art or writing. these arent commissionable projects but maybe youd be interested in the rest of the Roy Family of Products ! if you like what i do and want to “throw me a treat,” please feel free to subscribe to my patreon or send me a little something on ko-fi!

podcasts
Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses
Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA
Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die
Fantastic Satisfaction, season 2
Other appearances on Podchaser

jenny haniver
-archive under construction-

pgot naysh name of the season
twitter hq

roy league pokemon tournament
season underway

pokemon cmyk
-archive under construction-

bio

bnuuy

im roy, aka nonna roy, aka roy fuckwarlock, aka roy of the show. if you pay me via paypal you will also see that my irl name is natasha, which is fine for you to know, its not a deadname, im just roy usually.
i am 33 years old, i am a nonbinary lesbian, my pronouns are she/her, i am white, i live in virginia, i am autistic, and many are saying im “bnuuy.” im engaged! so thats good. i also have 2 fat stupid cats who i love
ive been drawing & writing for literally as long as i can remember. i think i started taking art commissions sometime back in 2007 so “for quite some time.” i earned a bachelor’s degree in english with a focus in creative writing in 2012, and got my master of fine arts degree in creative writing in 2015. my fiction has been published a handful of times in small independent venues & my short story “toynbee idea” was the runner-up in the new guard’s 2015 machigonne fiction contest. i taught english composition at the college level but now work as a program specialist for my area’s public library system. however, because i was born in 1988 and the people running the united states are ghouls with their brains sloughing out through their ears, i make fuck all income and need to bridge the gap by drawing dio obama and editing porn. wish i could do that full-time but what are you gonna do

i prefer that you contact me via twitter DM but discord is also good. you dont have to ask to follow me on twitter, im just vibing. if i dont get back to you & you see me posting or that my status says “online” its because i either dont have the social energy at that moment (in which case ill get back to you asap) or dumbass me left discord up on my computer “whoops.” either way just be patient. i dont blow people off, im just like this